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  1. PHOTOS. You should post a photo. Folks without photos get less dates because everyone figures you have something to hide. If you think you are fat don’t worry about it. There are lots of folks who don’t care. You need to post a recent, good quality color photo. The more photos the better. If you don’t have any to upload then go to the Walmart, Wallgreens, CVS or any other photomat. They can take care of it for you.
  2. LIEING. If you lie on this site then I will kick you off for life. A little white lie, a fib and all other such nonsense is still a lie. Lie to yourself if you want but don't lie here.
  3. ADVERTISEMENTS. If you post advertisements as a personal I will come after you. Believe me pal, you don't want me after you. I reserve the right to delete anything I want since I am paying the bill, not you.
  4. WARRANTY. There is no warranty. Everything is provided as-is-where-is.
  5. KOOKS. I have no way of telling if the person posting is a kook or worse. Use some common sense. Before you meet someone make sure a friend knows where you are going and whom you are meeting. This site records a lot of information about you and I will provide it to police upon request.
  6. PRIVIACY. There is no privacy here. If you don't want the public to know something then don't say it. This site (like most) records a lot of information about you. Enough that the police or my lawyers can find you if I want. See kooks above.
  7. SEARCHING. When searching for your mate remember that Clark Gable is dead and Clark Kent never existed. When you are searching don't bother looking for what isn't there. In addition most of the shallow people will be going for the folks that look like fashion models. The other 99% will not be bothered as much. If you are not one of the fashion model types then be grateful they are attracting the fickle people and you don't have to put up with them.

    Trying to figure out what all those personals, date and match
    site acronyms mean? Here's a handy chart for you!

    AC/DC - bi-sexual person
    BBW - Big Beautiful Woman
    BDSM - Any subset of B&D, D/s, and SM
    BD - Bondage/Discipline
    BF - Boyfriend
    BHM - Big Handsome Man
    BiM - Bisexual Male
    BiF Bisexual Female
    CD - Cross-dresser
    CPL - Couple
    DDF - Drug and Disease Free
    FA - Fat Admirer
    F2F - Face to Face, Meeting in Person
    GBF - Gay Black Female
    GBM - Gay Black Male
    GWF - Gay White Female
    GWM - Gay White Male
    GF - Girlfriend
    GSOH - Good Sense of Humor

    HWP - Height & Weight Proportional
    ISO - Insignificant Other
    ISO - In Search Of
    LDR - Long Distance Relationship
    LTR - Long Term Relationship
    MBA - Married But Available
    MWC - Married With Children
    MWF - Married White Female
    MWM - Married White Male
    NLP - No Losers Please
    NS - Non Smoker
    NUMP - No Ugly Men Please
    NUWP - No Ugly Women Please
    PA - Photo Appreciated
    PF - Professional Female
    PM - Professional Male
    QT - Cutie
    RL - Real Life
    SALT - Single and Loving It

    SBF - Single Black Female
    SBM - Single Black Male
    SCF -Single Christina Female
    SCM - Single Christian Male
    SHF - Single Hispanic Female
    SHM - Single Hispanic Male
    SINK - Single Income, No Kids
    SJF - Single Jewish Female
    SJM - Single Jewish Male
    SO - Significant Other
    SOH - Sense of Humor
    SPARK - Single Parent Raising Kids
    SWF - Single White Female
    SWM - Single White Male
    TG - Transgender
    TIC - Tongue in Cheek
    TS - Transsexual
    TV - Transvestite
    TOY - Thinking of You
    WLTM - Would Love to Meet

    * This list is not complete by any standards!




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